On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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