We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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