For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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