She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
