I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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