She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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