I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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