Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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