My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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