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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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