i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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