Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I could fuck to npr.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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