Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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