so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
be right there i have to get my cape
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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