whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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