Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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