I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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