he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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