seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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