awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
