You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Life is so much better after having sex.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
