Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I party with great urgency now.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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