Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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