Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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