what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night