Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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