White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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