How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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