If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
