She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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