he wants to bone in the snuggie
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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