Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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