There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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