no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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