Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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