does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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