S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
