I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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