did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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