It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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