Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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