Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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