If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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