He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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