Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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