either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
only you would photoshop your dick
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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