We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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