worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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