covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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