At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I met the friendliest cop last night
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
