Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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