Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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