I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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