look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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