is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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